Alive and Cranky

Hey random strangers,

I’m still alive.

As you can see from the density of my posts, blogging is highly unprofitable and barely rewarding distraction from everything else in life. 

Here’s my interpretation of what it is to “lose face,” in Asian countries:

 

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And now — if you’ll excuse me — I’d like to get back to this:

 

 

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- CC

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Now Approving All Spam Posts!

Attention all spammers!

Mr Carrot is now approving all generic, vaguely literate comments which are clearly just vague spammy kinds of things masquerading as compliments. Keep ‘em coming fellas!

Hell, maybe I’ll even reply to a few. At least those bots took the time to write to poor, lonely Cranky. Sure it was only an automated, fragment of a nanosecond, but that’s more than the rest of you goddamned loafers.

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I like how he “actually enjoyed reading it.” High praise indeed

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Exactly how much time do you spend trawling the net for Ladyboy info?

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There sure is …pervert

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This was a comment that, I would just like to say, is a most definitely commenting about something truly comment-worthy. May I suggest you make another comment some time, commenting on the comment-worthy nature of commentary?

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I think Cheap Thailand Hotels have hired the same social media people as Pattaya Boat and Ferry Service

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

If cats got hangovers, they’d probably look like this

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I Wish Steve Jobs was Alive so I could Kill Him

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Ladyboy o’ the Day

Ladyboy o' the Day

Me Tarzan, you Jane… Wait, I think you Tarzan also

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Everything’s gonna be All-White

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So you’re supposed to wear all white clothing during the vegetarian festival, like the good people in the picture above. Unfortunately the only white t-shirt in my cupboard looked like this…

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The Meat Man Shirt

…which obviously might not be considered the most appropriate attire during a festival dedicated to purity through vegetarianism. At the very least it would just be confusing, so I forked out three bucks and bought a white singlet instead.

Wearing white seems like a bad idea when you’re going to be ramming sharpened spears and such through your face. Hell, I avoid wearing it when I’m about to chow down on spaghetti bolognese — you just know it’s going to get messy.

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The over-sized novelty chopsticks were quickly recalled from the market

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Word to your Mother…

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“Wanna taste my Mother?” – Wow, that sounds like all kinds of wrong.

Constant readers,

Would have posted more about that wacky Vegetarian Festival and all things travel, but I’ve been busy moving country. Again. Anyway, I might try and post a new pic every day or so just to get through the backlog. Blogging is way high on my list of priorities right now. Right after trimming my nose hairs and washing the garbage.

Meanwhile, here’s a picture of a man taking his impression of a human vacuum cleaner just a little bit too far:

 

 

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