Monthly Archives: March 2011

Common Sense Prevails!

  After about fifty bazillion motorcyclists crashed or almost crashed driving down my insane street, the local council has finally decided to invest in some rubble and shovel-time to fill in the pot holes. I was almost going to go scoop … Continue reading

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Minimum Wage on Wheels

You know, I reckon just about any job would be more fun if you got to wear roller-skates. Take working in a supermarket for example. You stock shelves, tell people where the cat food is, listen to your brain cells … Continue reading

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From Pot Holes to Plot Holes

Normally life in Phuket is pretty awesome …for an expat with a lil’ cashskis. If you’re poor though, it would probably suck quite a bit. Nonetheless, even the money-challenged can always go to a beach like this for free.   … Continue reading

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Wat te ell do I do Now??

It’s been a bad day for a Carrot in Paradise… First of all, my H fell off. The little key that I used to take for granted until it left me has become dislodged from it’s tender plastic coupling on … Continue reading

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Snakes and Babies Don’t Mix

So there’s this video of a baby in India or somewhere playing with what looks like a cobra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oh0v_DHFrw Now I’ve seen some crazy stuff in this world, like musical Santa Clause:   But a child being carelessly flung in … Continue reading

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Matthew McConnaghy and Bradley Cooper – Same Same but different?

I think these two guys, Matthew McConnaghy and Bradley Cooper – (recently going head to head in The Lincoln Lawyer and Unlimited respectively) are basically the same person. As evidence, I submit this pic for your consideration: Tell me I’m … Continue reading

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Park Your Shoes at the Door

So most of the time when you’re bumming around in Thailand it’s too hot and too impractical to wear shoes. Since it’s often disrespectful not to take them off in Thai people’s homes, shops etc, you just end up wearing … Continue reading

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