Guest Blogger Mr Tong

Hey, how’s it going?

I’m Mr Tong.

Cranky got a little too “ki mao” (drunk) while viewing a Muay Thai boxing match last night and has invited me to fill in for him. If you have any banana-related questions you’d like answered, feel free to ask.

That’s pretty much all I know about really. That and where to find the hottest lady-monkeys, but that’s my (monkey) business.

Hell, I’d be down at the Monkey Bar right now if Cranky hadn’t tied me up to this tree — that orange bastard.

Sincerely,

– T

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About Cranky Carrot

Half-assed travel blogger and burger connoisseur.
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