Hey, how’s it going?
I’m Mr Tong.
Cranky got a little too “ki mao” (drunk) while viewing a Muay Thai boxing match last night and has invited me to fill in for him. If you have any banana-related questions you’d like answered, feel free to ask.
That’s pretty much all I know about really. That and where to find the hottest lady-monkeys, but that’s my (monkey) business.
Hell, I’d be down at the Monkey Bar right now if Cranky hadn’t tied me up to this tree — that orange bastard.