Monthly Archives: May 2011

Ode to Burgers

Whenever I visit Malaysia, I almost exclusively eat hamburgers. Last night I tried to diversify a bit and ordered a¬†Hawaiian¬†pizza, but it was halal and had no ham. A ham and pineapple pizza without the ham is pretty much just … Continue reading

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A Farang in Penang – Part II (Death of a Carrot)

And so it transpired that Cranky was indeed right to be paranoid about the flight, as the primitive plane ploughed into the straight of Malacca after stalling during take-off. For a brief few seconds the Carrot felt a supreme sense … Continue reading

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A Farang in Penang – part I

Every 60 odd days or so Thailand extends it’s boot into the backside of lazy tourists like myself and sends us flying towards the borders. Some of us move on. Others of us head straight to the nearest Thai embassy … Continue reading

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Gimme the Cash!

When I figure out how to add a donate button on here, it’s going to look like a little something like this: Even carrots have to eat. CC

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Happy Deathday To You!

“Got Him” That’s all the tabloids need to print next to a picture of Osama to get the gist of the last 24 hours across. It’s interesting comparing the way each major network relays the story on cable TV here … Continue reading

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