Massage Mayhem

Caught this instructional poster on massaging taped to the wall at the last place I stopped by for a rub. No wonder Thai massage has such a suspect reputation. Looks harmless enough at a glance, but check out some of the individual panels.

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So relaxing, you'll puke everywhere

Shouldn't it be in your bladder?

 

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I said I DIDN'T want that kind of massage this time!

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Believe me, no one's going to be able to sleep once you let that out

 

I guess all of that explains why the mattress smelled so “funny.”

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About Cranky Carrot

Half-assed travel blogger and burger connoisseur.
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